More on school later, but for now, some G- funnies.
Woman at adjacent table: Well, aren’t you just a cutie. You are going to be quite a heart breaker when you grow up.
G-: Yes. Yes I am.
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His (4yo girl) cousin C-: William, what do you want to play?
G-: Let’s play ballerinas.
C-: OK!
A little later
G-: utterly distraught Maaaammmaaaa! C- says ballerinas can’t have tools!
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G-: Can I building and fixing as good as new? (a line from the Bob the Builder theme song)
Me: Sure, honey, build as much as you want to.
G-: I’m not honey. I’m Bob!
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G-, upon walking into his new classroom: Look Mama, a kitchen. Cool!
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G-, looking at the tail of a camel drawing on his wallpaper border: Mama, why does the camel have a penis?
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G-: Mama, I love you in the whole world.
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G-: Mama, I love your armpits!
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G-, mostly asleep and reaching towards me as I lay him in bed: Armpits! I want armpits!
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G-, as I pick him up: Get me out of these arms! Mama, can you get me out of these arms?!
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Me: G-, would it be OK if Mama left now?
G-: Mama, would it be OK if you stayed with me?
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